Ah--!

[There's a shout of surprise as someone tumbles to the floor.]

What a neat trick! I didn't know you had a teleporter, Mom!

[She sounds out of breath - slightly panicky, but relatively together.

'Relatively' is a relative term, however. There's a bit of silence.]

...Mom? Dad? You guys did this, right? Hellooooooo--!

. . .

Am I on a boat?